Kids’ books about Easter are on sale at Barnes and Noble. Look here. Nothing but eggs, bunnies (and pirates!) on the first page–you have to click over to page two and look down toward the bottom of the page to get to anything about Jesus. The fertility goddess Astarte is continuing her attempt to steal the glory of the resurrection of the son of God and make it all about cutesy widdle rabbits and decorated ova. And now she’s apparently teamed up with pirates.