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Bad Theology Kills Again

From the St. Petersburg Times, on 06/06/06 (!!)

A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in the Kiev Zoo after he crept into an enclosure, a zoo official said Monday.

“The man shouted ‘God will save me, if he exists,’ lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions,” the official said.

“A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery.”

“It is also written: Do not put the Lord your God to the test.”

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